Four Men Are In Hospital Expecting Babies

The four men’s spouses are on the brink of giving birth, prompting them to convene at the hospital. A nurse approaches the first expectant father and extends her congratulations, exclaiming, “You’ve become the father of twins!” The man, astonished, responds, “That’s extraordinary because I’m employed by the Minnesota Twins!” The second man is then informed by the nurse, “Congratulations, you’re the father of triplets!” He replies with amazement, “What a remarkable coincidence, I work for 3M!”

“That’s absolutely astounding!” exclaims the third man. “One of my jobs is at the Four Seasons Hotel!” Meanwhile, the final man is frenetically pounding his head against the wall in utter dismay. The nurse, puzzled, asks, “What’s troubling you? Are you seeking relief from a headache?” To which he despairingly replies, “No, I’m in utter despair! I work for 7UP!”

These anecdotes are crafted purely for entertainment purposes.