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Shock gave way to a cold, focused irritation. I immediately screenshotted the document and sent it to Mia. Her response arrived within seconds, devoid of her usual humor: “Oh my god. He’s doing it again. Do not send him a dime. Chris is handling this.”
As it turned out, I wasn’t the first victim of Eric’s “dating audits.” Mia revealed that Eric had a history of treating social interactions like business mergers, but he had managed to hide this particular trait from Chris for months. Chris was horrified to learn that his friend was using his name as leverage to extort money from women. Together, Mia and Chris decided to fight fire with fire. They drafted a “Counter-Invoice” and sent it to Eric, billing him for “Brokerage Fees for a Failed Introduction,” “Compensation for Mia’s Time Wasted on Vetting,” and a “Reputational Damage Surcharge” for Chris.
I watched the notifications pop up on my phone, but I never typed a single word in response. There is a specific kind of power in silence when dealing with someone who is desperate to control the narrative. Mia and Chris eventually blocked him on all platforms, effectively excommunicating him from their social circle. They realized that the “respectful and steady” man they thought they knew was actually a transactional predator who used kindness as a debt-collection tool.
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