Chap goes in to a bar! – Story Of The Day!

Even the afterlife isn’t safe from the irony of human choice. An elderly couple arrived in Heaven, amazed to find that the mansions were free, the golf courses were elite, and the food was a five-star feast that caused no weight gain or heart disease. Instead of being grateful, the husband turned red with fury and shouted at his wife. “If it weren’t for your bran muffins and paleo chicken,” he yelled, “we could have been here ten years ago!”

In the corporate world, a young trainee once showed the power of anonymity. After accidentally barking an order for coffee at the CEO and being threatened with termination, the trainee asked the voice on the other end, “Do you even know who you’re talking to?” When the CEO huffed that he didn’t, the trainee simply said “Good!” and hung up, disappearing back into the safety of the corporate machine.

Whether it is a child outsmarting a teacher by claiming that “business is business,” or a man waking up in his wife’s body only to realize that a single day of housework is more exhausting than eight hours at the office, these stories remind us that life is a series of riddles. We might think we have 13 dollars and receive 115 more from family, but if the question asks how much money we “did” have, the answer remains the original 18. It is all about how you look at the problem. From the barstool to the boardroom, the best way to nip a problem in the bud is to find the punchline before life finds it for you.