I found a flash drive in a regular sausage: at first I thought the flash drive had accidentally ended up in the food until I checked its contents!

The following morning, the world was gray and quiet as I began my kitchen routine. I placed the cutting board on the counter, retrieved the remaining sausages, and picked up my chef’s knife. I aimed for the center of the first link, ready to slice it into rounds for an omelet, but as I pressed down, the blade hit a sudden, jarring resistance. The knife stopped dead, vibrating slightly against something solid and unyielding.

At first, my mind grasped for a logical explanation. I assumed the center was still frozen, a stubborn core of ice that had survived the night. I shifted the blade and tried to cut again from a different angle, but the result was the same—a hard, metallic thud that resonated through the handle of the knife. Irritation flared, followed quickly by a creeping sense of confusion. I turned the sausage over and noticed a faint, unnatural glint beneath the translucent casing.

My stomach gave a sharp, nauseating heave. I carefully made a shallow incision along the surface of the meat, peeling back the layers with the precision of a reluctant surgeon. There, embedded perfectly in the center of the processed meat, was a small, silver USB flash drive. It was completely encased, held in place as if it were a natural ingredient of the manufacture.

The sight was profoundly disturbing. The realization that I had consumed food from this very package the night before made my skin crawl with a visceral, oily dread. This wasn’t a piece of bone or a stray shard of plastic from a factory mishap. This was a sophisticated electronic device, handled by unknown hands and intentionally placed inside a product meant for human consumption. I stood in the silence of my kitchen, staring at the meat-stained drive, feeling the sanctity of my home evaporate.

As the initial shock began to subside, a cold, sharp curiosity took its place. I washed the device thoroughly, scrubbing away the residue of grease and salt, and sat down at my laptop. I hesitated, my finger hovering over the port. Common sense told me to destroy it, to throw it into the trash and call the health department. But the sheer absurdity of the find acted like a hook in my brain. Who puts a digital message inside a breakfast sausage? And why?

When I finally plugged it in, the computer recognized the hardware with a cheerful chime that felt wildly inappropriate given the circumstances. The drive was empty, save for a single folder labeled in all caps: OPEN ME. Inside that folder sat a lone JPEG file.

I clicked the file, and the image filled the screen. It was a high-resolution photograph of a man, likely in his late forties, staring directly into the lens. He wasn’t in a dark basement or a hidden bunker; the lighting was bright and clinical. His eyes were wide—fixed in an intense, unblinking stare—and his mouth was pulled back into a wide, theatrical laugh that didn’t reach his eyes. There was no background, no date, and no text. Just the frozen image of a man who looked like he was sharing a private joke with the person on the other side of the glass.

The dread I had felt in the kitchen intensified, turning into a heavy, suffocating weight. The image radiated a sense of deliberate, malicious intention. It was a digital “gotcha,” a message sent through a medium so bizarre that it defied any traditional logic. This wasn’t a factory error; an automated system doesn’t accidentally insert a clean, functional flash drive into a single link of meat. It wasn’t a random prank, either. To orchestrate this, someone had to have access to the production line, or they had to carefully repackage the item and ensure it ended up on a specific shelf at a specific time.

The question of “how” was terrifying, but the question of “why” was worse. Was I a target, or was I merely a random recipient of a stranger’s insanity? I spent the rest of the day in a state of hyper-vigilance. Every sound in the hallway felt like a threat; every car that slowed down in front of my house felt like a scout. I looked at the man in the photograph until his face was burned into my retinas, searching for a spark of recognition, a reason for the laugh, a hint of his identity. I found nothing.

By evening, the unease had settled into a permanent, quiet hum of anxiety. I debated calling the police, but what would I say? I found a picture of a laughing man in my breakfast? I imagined the skeptical looks, the paperwork, and the eventual realization that without a threat or a crime, there was little they could do. I considered returning to the grocery store, but the idea of standing in that aisle again, looking at the rows of identical packages, felt impossible.